"I am a Father."
"My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book.
''I am the Father of many."
''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!"
The priest, getting impatient.
"I am the Father of hundreds"
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over.
"Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."
|I am your Father!|
*sekali sekala kita berbahasa Inggeris... ada variasi sikit... [padahal malas nak alih bahasa]