A Little Boy & a Priest

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

"I am a Father."

"My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book.

''I am the Father of many."

''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!"

The priest, getting impatient.

"I am the Father of hundreds"

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over.

"Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."

I am your Father!

 

 *sekali sekala kita berbahasa Inggeris... ada variasi sikit... [padahal malas nak alih bahasa]